Ah, “The Asylum.” They’re a movie production company I thought had finally found a niche doing so-awful-they’re-glorious films for the SyFy channel after years of basically making low budget films that were just barely different enough from similarly-named major releases to avoid lawsuits. Apparently, old habits are hard to break, though with this one they’ve fused the name of one billion-dollar blockbuster with a popular genre TV show:
That big silver-painted guy is “Iron John” played by Lou Ferigno. I can’t imagine how his most well-known previous role would fit into a movie with this title, but I’m not a movie executive. And yes, that’s Casper Van Dien as Rumpelstiltskin, which could be a step up, if not sideways, from his role as Johnny Rico of Starship Troopers fame.
I want this sent to Rifftrax as soon as humanly possible.