So we had to get a few items from our open-’til-midnight food dispensary, and I happened upon something I think shows that we may be going a bit too far in the realm of food-like products:
The implications are horrifying. One, that Peeps brand marshmallow creatures apparently hatch from some kind of egg out of which nog can be alchemized. Two, said organisms can be milked at some stage in their life cycle. This has thrown whole areas of what I previously thought of as confectioneries into doubt, especially creme eggs and anything remotely animal shaped. I may have to do more research when it all goes on clearance after Easter.
Also, sportsballs were on sale with a side of topical humor: