Maybe Bloom County wasn’t everyone’s cup of tea, but it was often more amusing than most comic strips available at the time, forming part of the Holy Comic Page Trinity with Calvin & Hobbes and The Far Side. Anyway, back when the syndicates and Network TV were still doing experimental stuff with their IPs around the holidays, A Wish For Wings That Work was produced, and here it is:

This seemed to be a running theme in animation of the era, as The Critic also pointed out that penguins can’t fly. I’m sure the waterfowl in question are tired of us non-avians rubbing that in…