“Hey, honey? Can we have our first dance at our wedding to the tune of The Dragonborn Comes?”

After asking that, I would have been lucky to escape with my save game files intact.

Here’s a few other items of note:

– In the age of e-readers, these book-scented candles might help re-create the sensation of actual paper tomes. A set of scratch-n-sniff decorations for one’s e-device might be a better idea, though.
– Hooters Japan is offering a Hello Kitty promotion for its restaurant, in spite of Hello Kitty lacking what, in theory, is what the restaurant uses to make you forget about how the food tastes.
– I’m thinking maybe Sam Raimi should direct this. Yes? No?