readabook First up on our list of those who might not entirely grasp of which they speak is a best-selling children’s author who claims public libraries are stealing his paychecks. Apart from the vast array of services our public libraries offer (just ask my sister), this gentleman seems to have missed out on the interesting phenomenon of people buying things they’re able to try for free. Not to mention his book series has spawned a TV show, stage performances, etc. so if someone is “stealing his paychecks” to the point where he’d notice financially, he might want to scrutinize his accountant’s bank balance instead.

Secondly, there’s the Montreal Transit Authority that got so miffed over someone designing a Counter Strike: Global Offensive map based on the Berri-UQAM station that they want to fine the map-maker almost $50,000. I’m not sure how many terrorist groups use video games for training purposes, and assuming they did want to target this metro station, it’s not like there aren’t actual maps available, not to mention the station is open to the public. Perhaps the authorities fear some kind of Twilight Zone space-time rip where the matches in the game will somehow take place in real life at random intervals? At least that would make more sense…