The site that was printing my Asteroids shirt sans permission has pulled the design from their store, and I want to thank everyone for helping to keep the pressure on. If only real asteroids were as easy to divert. 
Now I need to come up with some more designs. Perhaps a whole series of natural disaster ideas? If real ones happen in the order I think ‘em up, it’s not my fault… consciously.
You ended with the perfect pun for a disaster shirt. So make a shirt of the New Madrid cracking St. Louis apart and shrugging: It’s Not my Fault