Add this to the list of things I’d irrationally run from in terror decline to participate in:

Turning to the relatively un-perilous realm of creating things, here are six ways to make your own (cosplay) Iron Man Arc Reactor without having to found your own high-tech weapons company.

And now, the instructions needed to knit knit your own TARDIS shawl. I wouldn’t mind a similarly-crafted tablecloth, actually.