My inner AD&D player made me post this…
on March 28, 2012 at 10:00 AMPosted In: Science ahoy!, The Basement Storage Bin
An elderly woman is suing Apple for their transparent storefronts. She allegedly ran into one, breaking her nose. She’d like $1,000,000 in damages.
Her last name? Paswall. Because, y’see, it kind of reminds me of a certain spell in D&D that lets you walk through walls, so… um… that’s about it.
I’ll find something else later on to make up for this.
Sorry.
She’s just luck it wasn’t a Gelatinous Cube.
Kinda late, but ya know Passwall doesn’t work on glass, right?