An elderly woman is suing Apple for their transparent storefronts. She allegedly ran into one, breaking her nose. She’d like $1,000,000 in damages.

Her last name? Paswall. Because, y’see, it kind of reminds me of a certain spell in D&D that lets you walk through walls, so… um… that’s about it.

I’ll find something else later on to make up for this.

Sorry.